You are sure disgusting

Lizards really slime me out. It is akin to seeing a snake. Yups, it is that kind of glooy and weezy and shuddering feeling, that runs through your spine and makes your hair stand. Their aliveness make them really creepy. Their expansion and contraction of their body when they breathe, chills my kneels. Their darty heads sent electrifying shocks. AND their tails. We learnt from young that they do get detact and will jump around to confuse their masters' prey. How about me dropping my hands off to confuse my enemies?

Yet, as disgusting as they are, they are my very best friends now. I hope to get know more about them and hopefully tame them to become my pets.

One outstanding merit they have is................they feast diligently on insects......especially the annoying flying ones. My current hostel room attracts these small pesky insects. Coupled with these few days of winter slumber, more insects moved in.

Although I can hardly see them, my legs can feel them. These pesky bugs tingle with my leg hair, brush against my silky soft skin and BITE ME. WHaT THe EArTH man!!!!!!!!!

As with YIN and YANG, everything in nature has a way to balance it off. MORE LIZARDS.

Yeyyyyy!!!!! Now as I am writing this entry, I can hear the triumph clattering of the lizards. WELL DONE GUYS.

I hope to rear them as my personal guards. I will teach them to SHIT at Derrick's room because I want my room to be free of lizard's droppings. I will teach them to patrol my room in an orderly manner and in a way that I don't really will see them (they still do freak me out). I will teach them to speak. Hmmm speaking lizards........I can earn tons of money from them. Best of all, I do not have to spent S$6.75 on INSECT REPELLENTS!

My strategic objectives: NO MORE INSECTS IN MY ROOM TO IRRITATE ME.

My operational objectives: REAR LIZARDS AS THE PROTECTOR OF MY ROOM TO RID THE ROOM OF INSECTS.

My reporting objectives: I will log in the insects activities from day one and compare it over time to see if my LIZARD PATROLS are effective.

My compliance objectives: The lizards shall not SHIT in my room and instead go up to DERRICK's room and DO their big business.

A long term plan will see me setting up "SCHOOL FOR LIZARDS" and lizards renting services.

"Irritated by Insects?
Bitten by Insects?
Driven Nuts by Insects?

THEN RENT MY LIZARDS FOR YOUR PROTECTION!
NO MORE INSECTS WITHIN A DAY!
ALL LIZARDS COME WITH 30min MONEY BACK GUARANTEE!
AND THEY WILL SHIT AT DERRICK'S ROOM."